Stuck in traffic por 5 putas horas.
PUÑETAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stuck in traffic por 5 putas horas.
PUÑETAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss you so fucking much
how i miss dis :c
Dear Scarlet,
You and your mommy went back to Iowa for a few weeks to go to your cousin Kyleah’s birthday and to visit our families. It’s crazy , not having you here as my comedic partner-in-crime. I miss you like crazy and I feel completely unfunny without you, haha. Hopefully, if it’s the future, and you’re reading this, we’ve just got done embarrassing ourselves together and cracking ourselves up. I’m currently missing that laugh that you have, followed by the tone of ‘daddy’ as if you were telling me that I’m just the silliest person in the entire world. I miss you kiddo and nothing’s the same without you giant smile and pretty little face even if it’s only for a couple of weeks.
(via menstruacion)
best snack
to ever
exist
ever
EL BICHO DE XIOMARAAAAAAAAAAA
